I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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