There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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