I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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