Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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