When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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