1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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