hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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