What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
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I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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