I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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