Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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