Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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