I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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