The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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