fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
it's like iHOP with fire
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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