Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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