Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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