Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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