nutella sex= disaster
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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