i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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