i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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