i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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