thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
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I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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