What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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