Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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