I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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