He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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