So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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