How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I need a beard to bite.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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