PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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