She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
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So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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