I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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I made him laugh his dick is mine
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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