I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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