ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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