he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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