The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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