He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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