nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Randomize