Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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