and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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