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I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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