It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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