Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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