how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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