After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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