Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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