Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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