he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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