Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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