God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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