actually, I'm a sock model
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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